musings of a 3 year old

This first one happened a while ago.
The boys and I went to a baseball game one night. On the way home we had this discussion about it . . .
Me: Nathan, did you like that baseball game?
Nathan: I DO like it, but not a lot. Just a little bit.
Me: What?
Nathan: I do like that baseball a little bit.
Me: I like it a lot. Why don't you like it a lot?
Nathan: I just like Wal-mart a lot.
Me: You like Wal-mart a lot??
Nathan: Wesss I do! They have toys there for me to play with.
Me: You can like both things a lot. Do you like Wal-mart AND baseball games a lot?
Nathan: (thinks for a minute) Wessss I do!
Me: We will go to more baseball games.
Nathan: No, I will just go to Wal-mart.
Me: Hunny, we can go to both. We will go to Wal-mart and to another baseball game.
Nathan: Mama - dat is so silly. I laughing at you.
Me: Why are you laughing at me?
Nathan: I laughing at you b/c you are so silly. There is no baseball game IN Wal-mart!!


And just last night this one at dinner time . . .
Nathan: Mama, why is the pizza so loud?
Me: Because I made it crispy.
Nathan: Please maybe don't put crispy on it next time. I just like it quiet.